5 things Kam Chancellor could (or should) do if he wasn’t a Seahawk

Jan 15, 2015, 1:06 PM | Updated: 1:55 pm

Richard Sherman said it best after last week's playoff game, Kam "damages people's souls." What other gig damages people's souls? Parking enforcement officer, obviously.

Sorry criminals. If you're in jail, there's no escape plan out there that could break you out while Kam's the guard.

Kam certainly wouldn't be the first professional football player to take a shot at TV's biggest obstacle course. But he would be the first NFL player to finish it. In record time. We're sure.

Kool-Aid Man needs to take a break from crashing through brick walls? No big deal, Kam will fill in. Brick walls don't get in his way.

The Seahawks have a defense so good that individual players are sometimes overlooked. Well we refuse to overlook strong safety Kam Chancellor. Last week he ran 90 yards for a pick 6! And that was after he jumped over the line of scrimmage to try and stop a field goal attempt – twice.

But if Kam wasn’t playing football for the Seahawks, we think he could be using his skills to do a few other things …

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